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More Sega shenanigans:
From: Francisco Samour
Subject: Sega in the third world
Sega here where I live (El Salvador)
is like this dark console game company
that only some people with illegal relatives
living in the U.S. got to play.
I got to play the FIFA games realeased
for the sega Genesis and also Chakan,
X-MEN 1, Fatal Fury and World of Illusion
and enjoyed them a lot at my cousins home.
The point is, I wanted a Sega Genesis but
my parents bought me a NES (yuck!) because
here in my pathetic stupid country people
thinks that saying nintendo is the exact
equivalent of saying video games, so even
when you went to a store and asked for a sega
they would show you nintendo stuff (because
they didn´t had sega stuff anyway). I hate
my country, I´m searously thinking on
going ilegally to the U.S. and maybe sell
drugs so I can get enough money to buy
a Dreamcast, because the stupid people
here now think that SONY is the exact equivalent
of saying video games and nintendo is the
word used by old people to say video games.
Hahaha, you're in luck! With SegaNet's latest rebate offer, you can trade in your used cocaine for a $100 rebate.
If you hate your country, why not start a new one or overthrow
the government or something? Can't you do that in South America? That's
really cool, because if you try to overthrow the government in America
they throw you in "the clink." Also, you guys have more natural
resources to waste than we do. All we have are strip malls.
From: Wojciech Slowianski
Subject: Sega Mailbag
Hi, my name is Wojciech(pronounced Voycheck), and I was a Sega fanatic.
I first got a Sega with Sonic 2 in the winter of 92(or maybe it was 93).
Suddenly I was loyal to Sega for life(this is years before I got a PC). I
was one of those losers who made envelope art for Gamepro, depicting Sonic
holding Mario's severed head. Man I was a loser back then.
First, Sega's Shinobi series was great, including Shadow Dancer as well as
the radically different Revenge of the Shinobi and Shinobi 3. Street
Fighter 2 was much better on the Genesis I think. The six-button controller
was much better, plus the sound was so many times better than on the SNES.
Anyone remember when the first Street Fighter 2 came out for SNES? Anyone
remember the music on Sagat's stage? It literally hurt my ears for life.
Nowadays the only classic games I like are arcade roms and NES roms, and
other than that I do not bother with non-PC games. I HAVE BEEN CURED!!!
Of what, being a loser? I'd get a second opinion on that... :)
From: Bart Trzynadlowski
Subject: Mailbag: Sega
I have many fond memories from the Sega 16-bit era, starting with when I
first got a Genesis at a local Toys-R-Us. I briefly considered the SNES
which was about a year old then, but then I remembered playing Sonic the
Hedgehog at a Genesis display set up and knew Nintendo could never
compare. Boy was I... right! To this day I haven't seen quality nor
quantity out of Nintendo.
I'm a big fan of the 2D Sonic games, I had every one for Genesis, and
enjoyed every one thorougly. The Genesis kept impressing me, and I never
_once_ had regrets about not going with the SNES.
Sega's ads are sorely missed nowadays. Their "in your face" SEGA!
attitude was very unique in style, and they managed to pull it off
without seeming to be conceited jerks. Sega always had a lot of respect
for their customers I feel... People who ramble about the Saturn and 32X
go on like broken records, but they seem to forget that Sega was at
least decent enough to send out free Virtua Fighter Remix CDs to Saturn
owners -- I'd like to see Nintendo do something as generous. On a more
recent note, Sega has been very calm about emulation of its
pre-Dreamcast consoles, and I'm quite surprised this hasn't seemed to
gain them more respect. As someone who has/is working on emulating Sega
consoles, the freedom of not having to worry about getting threats and
what-not is pleasant. Sega apparently keeps a close eye on projects
which deal with emulation of their systems.
I don't think I've ever had so much fun with a game as when I first
brought that Genesis home, hooked it up, and popped in Sonic. It was the
first console I owned, and I enjoyed every bit of it until I ended up
selling it later on (a decision which I do regret.)
Nintendo can take their crappy game library and shove it up their ass :)
"Welcome to the Next Level" or something ;)
Whooh! I may not have ever owned a Sega system, but I remember them all well!
Starting with the Master System! "....and our Mega Cartridge...which is 4
times more powerful than other cartridges. The Sega Master System...of
entertainment!" They also did funny ads for the games like After Burner and
Shinobi with this guy saying "Wait till they see Phantasy Star!" and they
also did "Major Fun and Games!" during that time.
Ok, and of course the Genesis ads, the first one I remember too, with
somebody called "The Maker" showing them games like Last Battle and Altered
Beast. Then, they stuck with the "It's a whole lot more, gotta get Genesis!"
When the SNES came out, they brought out the famous tagline "Genesis does
what Nintendon't." It still makes me laugh to this day.
Game Gear was interesting too, the one I remember the most is the dog one
with the Game Boy, looking through its eyes to see which one is better... "If
you were a dog, you would be drinking water from the toilet also."
Oh and of course, who could forget the "Welcome To The Next Level/SEGA!!!!!"
campaign! It seems that screaming "SEGA!!!" was in everywhere you go. I
remember the Streets of Rage 3/Sonic Spinball ones for those.
And the very first Sega Saturn ad, with "The Theatre of the Eye!" "Brain,
phone call line 1, it's the sphincter." "WHAT IS THIS????" "Sega....Saturn!!"
Sega's ads will always be remembered as attention-getting, and that was
probably the reason that it actually sold anything.
Also, on an unrelated subject, I remember an ad for the old game "Soldiers of
Fortune" with these 2 fighters and a voice over... "Mortal Kombat, Street
Fighter 2, both were fighting for Sega third party game of the year" then
this badass comes from nowhere and it said "But Soldiers of Fortune blew them
I thought Sega's Saturn ads were AWFUL. Especially that video with the weird chick they sent out to everybody. Ugh.
Subject: Sega memories
Hey, wassup! Well, I remember the blast processing ads....they were kinda
funny actually. They showed one, it had like a side-by-side comparison of
Super Mario Kart and Sonic 2. It showed Mario racing in his stupid little
Go-kart, with the lame Mario music, then it showed Sonic zooming along at
light speed.....I later found out that the only reason Sonic goes faster at
times is because they disable a couple of scroll layers or something like
Anyway, what I remember the most was going up to my friend Michael's house.
He had the Genesis and Streets of Rage 2 (I had a SNES, :/). Anyway, in that
game Blaze had this attack where she thrusted her hands forward and shot a
blue beam, and she yelled "Psycho!".
Michael and I were playing 2 player one day, and a couple of friends were
over....he was Blaze and I was Max. I suddenly realized that the way "Psycho"
was said, it sounded like she was saying "Michael..!" in a slutty way......or
at least that's how I interpreted it. I started copying her, and Michael was
Eventually after I said it a couple times he got really ticked off and kicked
me outta his house! He grabbed me by my shirt (I was 8, and he was 13) and
threw me out the door. I went home and played Mario Paint for a while.....
P.S. I haven't spoke to Michael for a few years, so if he is by chance
reading this please email me. Thanks.
Wow, so you've been playing Mario Paint for the past seven years?!?
Subject: The Definitive SEGA Commercial
Aaah, yes, who could forget SEGA'S s great advertising of yesteryear (not
now, though, these Dreamcast commercials are pathetic). To me, the first time
I became aware of the masterpiece of hardware that is the Sega Genesis was in
that classic commercial where they compared the SNES to the Genesis. You know
what I'm talking about. There was some guy, I think he resembled the micro
machines guy somehow, raving about how superior the Genesis was to the
sloooow SNES. To prove his point, he showed a TV running Super Mario World
and Sonic the Hedgehog side by side. The Super Mario World side had Mario
trudging along in that lava level with the Blaargs and the skull rafts, while
the Sonic side had Sonic zooming along through that really cool Stardust
Speedway level at breakneck speeds. There was no question as to what game
appeared to be superior.
From that moment on, I had to have a Genesis, and
finally did get one that Christmas (I think it was '92, as Sonic 2 had just
come out). Anyway it was that great commercial that sold me on Sega. They
continued with many, many great commercials throughout the Genesis' lifespan(
"SEGA!"). Nintendo's advertising was a joke compared to Sega's; remember that
creepy commercial for the NES Legend of Zelda, with some nutcase in a black
shirt running around a warehouse thinking he's Link? Awful! The Dragon
Warrior Commercial was pretty good though("Now You're Playing With Power!").
However, Nintendo just could not compete with the advertising juggernaut that
was Sega. However, things all started to go wrong around the launch of the
Saturn. Remember that commercial where there was a theater full of people
that all had eyes filled with the Saturn symbol. I had no idea what to think
of those commercials. The latest Dreamcast commercials are simply dreadful,
as they do not sell the game at all. The Space Cannel 5 commercial has doomed
that game. Oh well, there was once a time when Sega could do no wrong, and
were the kings of the commercial market, but those days are long gone. Sadly,
unless Sega fires its current advertising morons, we will probably never see
such glory days again.
I agree, Dreamcast commercials suck the cheese.
I remember one time during the huge heat of SNES censorship and Sega's
seemingly inability to care about what angry parents and senators thought
(at least they did one thing better than Nintendo), I was at one of those EB
game stations. The game? SNES Mortal Kombat. I was playing as Scorpian
(isn't that who everyone picked?) and my opponent, an early 20's lookin guy
who was playing as Raiden. Anyway, after the incredibly terribly and toned
down fatality sequence, he said in great discontent, "Man, Nintendo is just
for kids." I then told him, in a incredibly ill though-out and stupid move,
that I myself owned an SNES. Considering I was 10 at the time, this merely
reinforced his statement, as he replied in a sarcastic tone, "Exactly."
Well, I have no idea what the hell why, but that one happening has pissed me
off for 6 years. I have no clue why I took the time to write this,
considering I have to be at work soon, as well. Oh, what the hell, it was
worth it if this gets printed. Which it probably won't. *Sigh* it's a
Indeed. BTW, if you're still pissed off at that guy you'll be happy
to know that he died two years ago while trying to change a flat tire on
a moving train. Now you can move on with life, as this emotional weight
has been lifted from your tortured soul or whatever.
Subject: Sega Genesis
I don't remember how I got my Sega Genesis, but I do remember that I
loved it. For years I was an avid fan of NES, but I don't really
remember what happened to it after Genesis. I used to play Gauntlet
constantly, but I tossed it aside and picked up Sonic. That game turned
me into a Sega freak. I bought ever t-shirt, hat, or any other form of
clothing with Sega written on it that I could find.
I was still really young (5 or 6 years old) so I really sucked at
Sonic. I couldn't beat that damn level with the water and the guys that
popped out of the ground. Sonic 2 was better. It had that two player
mode, so my brother and I could play at the same time, and whenever I
beat him I would get a nice, solid right hook. I can't tell you how many
concussions that game caused me :-).
Since I was so young I didn't fully understand some of the more
complicated games. I really only played side-scroller action games. My
favorites were always Streets of Rage 2 and some stupid X-Men game
whose name I can't recall. My brother and I would play the Streets of
Rage games over and over for days on end, stopping only for meals and
I'm pretty sure I'm the only person in the world who traded his copy
of Diablo for a copy of Streets of Rage 2. Also, your last three movies
Subject: Sega Memory
My favorite Sega memory is in the arcades, Sega's arcade games were top
notch,I remember playing such classics as Out Run, After Burner, Space
Harrier, Golden Axe & many more games I still love playing to this day. I have
a top 10 favorite Sega arcade game list, so here's my best David Letterman
1. Out Run 2. Golden Axe 3. Shinobi 4. After Burner 5. Moonwalker (It was
fun, you gotta admit that, if you disagree, bite me) 6. Altered Beast 7. Daytona
USA 8. House of the Dead 9. Title Fight 10. Space Harrier.
Nowadays, Sega is the undisputed king of arcade racing, In 1986,It was Out Run
& Hang On, in 1992,Virtua Racing, '94 brought Daytona USA to the arcades '95
was Indy 500. 1999 brought us Daytona USA 2 which is an awesome game. The
action games were awesome, Golden Axe is like Gauntlet, Double Dragon & Shinobi
(another great Sega classic) put together. Shinobi is the most awesome ninja
game ever,the closest is Ninja Gaiden Now, Sega is dominiating arcades with
Crazy Taxi, Jambo Safari, Virtua Tennis & many other games that would take
forever to mention. All in all,Sega is the arcade king. Long Live Sega Arcade
OK, sure, why not?
From: Lyle McDonald
Subject: Game of the Week
It was so good to see Out of This World as the Game of the Week this
week (uhh, yeah). Made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside (or it's my
appendix acting up again).
OOTW was and is truly one of my favorite all time games for the Genesis
(along with Flashback which was both better and worse in so many ways).
In fact, I recently broke out my old Genesis, which had been languishing
in my closet out, picked up a copy of both OOTW and Flashback (and the
two Ecco games) so that I'd have something to play besides Tony Hawk Pro Skater.
Even years later, both games were fun and challenging and gave a true
feeling of accomplishment to win. Not something you can say about most
games. While I remembered many of the situations and puzzle solutions,
I had to trial and error my way (and even surf over to GameFaqs once or
twice) through most of them.
Reminded me why I still loved games in the first place.
I love games because women are disgusted by my freakish appearance and large protruding knee muscles. Just kidding, I wish I had large protruding knee muscles!
From: Sébastien Berthet
Subject: About the game of the week : Out of this world
you didn't mention WHO actually made "Out of this World". The weird
thing about this game is that it's been made entirely (exluding sounds
and music) by ONE GUY : Eric Chahi. Eric worked first on Amstrad
CPC (code+ graphics on "The Pacte" among other little games) and then
moved to Atari ST/Amiga with "Time Travellers" (graphics only). He
didn't then work anymore for Delphine Software, but for Amazing
Studios (on "Heart of Darkness"). I met him just after "Time Travellers"
came out, and I was the first man on earth testing "Out of this world"
in his house ...
How did I come to playtest OOTW ? hazard only. I met Eric Chahi
at the paris computer games expo (in 1989 I think), just after the
release of "Time Travellers". By this time, I made a lot of drawings
Paint 3 on Amiga, and I asked him how he did all the graphical stuffs of
"Time Travellers". I also gave him a disk containing my latest
drawings. A few days later, he sent me the disk back with all my
corrected by himself ! (I made perspective mistakes). After he got the
two first levels of OOTW finished, he called me to throw an eye on them.
I was very impressed by his vector engine. He was the first man on
earth to do vector compression of movies (ten years before Flash !). He
did all himself : the graphical editor, the code of the game, the game
design, the rotoscoping (of his brother running in his garden) for
He laughted at me when I tried (as everyone might have done) to
kill the black beast in the first level. He told me : "everybody wants
to kill aliens in videogames while, in reality, everybody would run !".
actually, the solution was to run backward ...
Finally, I asked me for advices, and I told him it would be cool to have
a friend in a videogame; for example : this guy you meet at the
beginning of the second level, meet him again ! I don't know if I gave
idea but that's what happens later in the game. I also told him to add a
scar on the face of the alien friend, to identify him from the others.
But Eric didn't do that.
Several months later, I received the release of OOTW. After I finished
the game, I thought Eric was very cool : my name were in the greetings
From: Jonathan Walker
On the subject of Digipen, I thought I'd mention that they have (or had) a
great 2 week course to get a taste of video game design. I went there with a
friend in summer of '96. They just used Visual Basic, but were stressing
game desing and ideas more than programming. We learned visual basic in the
first 5 days, and the second week was for making a game with a team of other
students. They teach storyboarding, art, and what goes into a good game as
much as they teach the actual programming. My friend graduated with a 2 year
degree from there less than a year ago, and now works for Adrenaline
Software. He just finished working on NCAA 2001 Football for psx which is
out now. Just really awesome to see your friend's name in the game credits.
Not to mention the fact that I get to see an unreleased version of it with
costumes and stadiums they had to take out like Tron and Quake. But anyways,
if they still have the 2 week course, its definately worth going to just to
get your feet wet and see if you like the environment. I chsoe not to go
back and am seeking a career in Movies, TV, or radio. Though it was better
to find out in 2 weeks than after paying for a full course. Check em out at
www.digipen.com if you want. Their main campus is in Vancouver, BC but
according to my friend they recently opened a Seattle campus as well, and
offer 4 year degrees as well. IF you can get in there, and graduate, you can
definately get a job in the gaming world.
As somebody who works in the gaming "world," I can honestly tell you
that it's one wacky industry. I mean, there's madcap antics everywhere! It's ZANY, ZANY, I tell you!
From: Kevin Anderson
Subject: Nintendo had a cable channel, too...
I thought more people knew about this, but I guess not...
The Sega Channel wasn't the only way of getting unique unreleased games
directly at home. Nintendo also had a similar product: the Bandai
Satellaview (abbreviated, unfortunately, as BS).
As the name implies, the Japan-only Satellaview was capable of receiving
Super NES games broadcast at a certain time from a special satellite channel
(which otherwise had standard programming). One source says that the
service was only available for two months! However, some of the Satellaview
games are still available for download out on the Internet; the most famous
one is probably the remake of the original NES Zelda, with a new map and
Also of note are some of the titles Squaresoft released for the Satellaview,
including an official sequel to Chrono Trigger, entitled Radical Dreamers.
This game is indeed the basis for Chrono Cross. It might be of some
interest from a classic gaming standpoint that this game was basically a
text adventure, in which after reading a few screens of text, you would have
a choice from a few options of where to go and what to do next. (Who knows,
maybe an American release would have started a whole new trend for
ROM Translation being the unfortunately long process that it is, though, it
may be some time before those of us unfamiliar with the Japanese language
can play this game...
Wouldn't it be cool if text adventures made this huge comeback? Then
you'd see stuff on the back of boxes like "Over 3902 fonts and 320 text
sizes to choose from! Crisp anti-aliased text that's easy on the eyes!"
It'd be great. I think.
Subject: please help GAMING FRIENDS
THE MUSIC IN VANGUARD SOUNDS LIKE THE MUSIC IN STAR TREK "NEXT GENERATION"
WHAT CAME FIRST? PLEASE HELP I'M REALLY SCARED!
YOUR FRIEND, CHAD
CHAD! DO NOT BE SCARED I AM HERE TO PROTECT YOU FROM SCARY STAR TREK
MUSIC AND CAPTAIN PICK-CARD WHO HAS BALD SHINE OFF HIS SKULL THAT WILL
REFLECT A BEAM OF LIGHT BACK INTO YOUR FACE AND BLIND YOU TO DEATH AND
PLAY A TUNE ON AN ORGAN IS IT VANGUARD OR NEXT GENERATION??? WELL I AM
SORRY TO SAY THAT YOU MUST BE SHOT FOR YOUR EFFORTS PLEASE REPORT TO THE
FIRING SQUAD FOR A QUICK BRUNCH AFTER YOUR BRISK WALK.
From: David Swigger
Subject: Old School?
All this talk of nintendo power really seems newer to me (not so old
school) than the magazine
"Electronic Games" (Real early eighties).. I remember me and my friends
over the coleco/2600 pics in it...Does anyone remember this? When Sears
2600's, intellivisions, coleco's, and vectrexes out for people to play? My
drop me off at sears and then go shop.. Maybe thats why I have abandonment
The founders of Electronic Games gave a nifty keynote at CG Expo 2000
which I happened to attend and write a quick summary of. One of the
things they talked about was the overabundance of hype present in
today's industry, and I pretty much agreed with all of their opinions on
the subject. Last week I mentioned how I thought Metal Gear Solid 2 was
being overhyped, which is funny since just yesterday I saw some
snippets from the Metal Gear Solid 2 DVD that all the Sony fanboys want
to get their hands on. And it's really pathetic, since you're basically
paying for this huge MGS2 commercial and a bunch of lame comments from
other E3 Sony fanboys (one American in the video says something like
"Konami must be working like, 24/7, because MGS2 is SO real and it's
going to be the best game ever!"). OK, whatever. And I can think of
numerous other examples, like Daikatana. So what do you think of the
role of hype in today's industry? Does it effect the quality of the
games? Are games more hyped today than they were, say, back in the Atari
2600 era? Mail us, Snookums.
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